1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Select the desired setting, then press the center button."
From my digital camera's manual.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
It's been a long time... History channel. Something about old war planes.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
0745

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
0754

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The music of the Schbagg next door.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was going to my room from work. This was at around 0600

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
DSLR prices on Ebay.

9. What are you wearing?
My army uniform.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah. I had a weird fight with some odd members of my family...

11. When did you last laugh?
Last night.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
White paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's okay.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Paranormal Activity with alternate ending

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would build a house, a car, and a big wall around them.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I can do this: *touches tongue to nose*

18. If you could change one thing about the world, What would it be?
Drama, out the window.

19. Do you like to dance?
I love to, but I don't do it well.

20. George Bush:
Uh... Crook anyone?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jessica.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Joseph.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. All the time. Just not in the army please.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Welcome my child, let me cleanse you of your worries and cares."

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
nah, I’d rather not…

Would You...
[ ] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[ ] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[ ] Slap Me?
[ ] Slap me if i asked you to?
[ ] Kiss Me?
[ ] Let Me Kiss You?
[ ] Watch A Movie With Me?
[ ] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[ ] Take A Shower With Me?
[ ] Take Me Home For The Night?
[ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?

[ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[ ] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[ ] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[ ] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[ ] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[ ] Let Me Make You Breakfast?
[ ] Make me breakfast?
[ ] Tickle Me?
[ ] Let Me Tickle You?
[ ] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down?
[ ] Instant Message Me?
[ ] Greet Me In Public?
[ ] Hang Out With Me?
[ ] Let Me Hold Your waist from behind while we are out?
[ ] Bring Me Around Your Friends?

Do You...
[ ] Miss Me?
[ ] Think I'm Sexy?
[ ] Think I'm Cute?
[ ] Think I'm Hot?
[ ] Think I'm Ok?
[ ] Think I'm Ugly?
[ ] Want To Kiss Me?
[ ] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[ ] Want To Date Me?

Am I...
[ ] Smart?
[ ] Funny?
[ ] Cool?
[ ] Loveable?
[ ] Adorable?
[ ] Great To Be With?
[ ] Attractive?
[ ] Mean?
[ ] Ugly?

Have You Ever...
[ ] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[ ] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me Non Stop?
[ ] Wished I Were There?
[ ] Had A Crush On Me?
[ ] Wanted My Number?
[ ] Had A Dream About Me?
[ ] Been Distracted By Me?

Are You...
[ ] Happy You Know Me?
[ ] Thinking About Me
[ ] My Friend?


Reply with this whole thing with your answers!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you" Shouted more than full-out screamed…
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond

TOTAL: 6

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow I DID IT!
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. XD
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen
[x] You have choked on your own spit ALL THE TIME.

TOTAL: 10

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 14

[x] You have fallen asleep in class... and woke up in the middle of a conversation with someone... >.>
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are told to use your ‘inside voice’

TOTAL: 18

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math *cheeky grin*
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 22

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t A loooong time ago.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. Also in the walls.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 29

GRAND TOTAL: 29. Why does the count matter? I have no clue.

I've started listening to the audiobook of Heavenfield and I must say, so far it is an excellent book. Just from the first and second files, it has established a very dark feel. Very eerie and and deep. I. G. Hulme is a very brilliant author.

It is a very very creepy, scary book.

I. Fucking. Hate. The. Movie. Twilight... I'm serious. There's not a more stupid, lame, retarded, idiotic, (Take your pick of phrases), movie out there that is trying DESPERATELY to look realistic. Vampires, that get freaking GLITTERY!!?? They don't even burn like in real life! Holy crap! What the hell was Stephenie Meyers thinking? That this movie would be reasonably entertaining? Because it wasn't. Every time I hear or see the phrase "Bella and Edward forever!!!" I want to simultaneously vomit up blood, bunch a baby with brass knuckles, and rip Chuck Norris' spine out(sorry Chuck). I absolutely HATE that movie. HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE it.

What kind of person likes it? Girls, and gay guys. The only straight guys that will go to that movie will:
A. Make fun of it.
B. Laugh and laugh the whole time.
C. Tell their girlfriend the liked the movie even though they hated it as much if not more than I do.
D. Leave halfway through when the "vampire" (term used loosely) exposes himself in daylight and gets sparkly instead of bursting into flames like he should. Now that I mention it... I think I need to buy some kerosene, rope and a book of matches...


~Z